Though perhaps a dubious distinction, this is arguably Tarnów's best club. Located in an odd communist era building, Alfa elevates itself above its quite limited, but very similar competitors thanks to more modern furnishings and fixtures. Dominated by an enormous dancefloor flanked by mirrors and some twenty sofa booths (forget attempting conversation at these), the ceiling is covered in large triangular technicolour light boxes that look like something Mario might punch in a Nintendo game. There's also a separate smoking area and VIP zone, while the music is basically standard dance pop and club bangers. Although we would have carded half the kids inside, Alfa still skews slightly older than Tarnów's other clubs full of barely legals. If you're desperate to shake, rattle, roll (and stagger) amongst Tarnów's willing locals, this may just be the place to do it.
