Polonia Wax Museum

Surely the inevitable consequence of being a highly successful tourist destination (we don't know how else to put it nicely), this kitsch 'museum' on Kraków's high street showcases dummies of famous figures from world history, politics and entertainment, meticulously crafted out of wax and fibres. Inside you'll see famous Polish figures like Pope John Paul II, basketball player Marcin Gortat and PRL leader General Jaruzelski, as well as fictional characters like Spongebob Squarepants and Spiderman. You can also snap selfies with such celebs and pop culture icons as Beyonce, Mick Jagger, John Lennon, Marilyn Monroe, Mr. Bean, Will Smith and Bruce Willis. Although we can appreciate the craftsmanship, in terms of entertainment it's pretty vapid and the ticket price is ridiculous. Wait...Bruce Willis? Okay, we take that back. Yippee-ki-yay, kids!